Send Me Your Stories!

Hi readers,

If you would like a personalized object story that revolves around your life or a message you would like to get out, please e-mail: RebeccaColesLee@gmail.com

Personalized Story Form:

Your name: (Please specify if you would like your name to appear at the top of the story)

Reason for sending this story: (Do you want a secret/metaphoric love letter to someone?  Do you have strong feelings about an experience that you can’t specifically talk about? Are you interested in sharing your personal story with the anonymity of objects?)

Are there any specific details you would like me to include in the story?

If interested, please include these answers in the email.

A Woman

Rules For Using A Woman

Before 40 years of age:

• Always refer to a woman as ‘sweetheart’, ‘dear’, or ‘Miss’. Even if you don’t know her. This will make her feel delicate and soft spoken. If she tries to tell you otherwise, call her something else.

• Talk about her legs/weight/appearance even when she can hear you. She will most likely think this is a compliment since a man is giving her attention.

• Tell her she is beautiful, but do not compliment any other aspect of herself.

• Allow her to work in the same positions men fill, but don’t bother to pay equally. She will be grateful enough for the experience.

• If a woman does not want to have children with you, remind her that it is the most important thing she can ever do in her lifetime.

• When seeing an attractive woman in the workplace, on the street, at a party, or virtually anywhere you happen to be, don’t hesitate to grab her by the pussy.

After 40 years of age:

• Expired

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