Noise Complaint Filed
Washington City Park
Loud sounds coming from the field behind Jungle Jim. Second report in 2 weeks. Suspicious activity noted.
Police Report
Full name: Grey Poupon
Date of birth: 8/12/1988
Time: 12:15pm
OFFENSE
Disturbing the peace
Additional notes:
Does not take responsibility for Britney Spears music. Says screaming was due to unruly guests and denies wrong-doing. When asked name, he gave Grey Poupon. He is yellow and in a packet.
Police Report
Full name: The Can Opener
Date of birth: 2/17/1999
Time: 12:29pm
OFFENSE
Assault/battery
Attempt to flee the scene
Additional Notes
Appeared very angry and in an agitated state. Was still at said “picnic”. Did not show any remorse for hitting baby one more time. Battery appeared fine, but bruised.
Police Report
Full name: Battery
Date of birth: 4/25/2000
Time: 12:40pm
OFFENSE
Destroying property
Additional notes:
A boombox was destroyed between 12pm and 12:39pm. Apparently direct damage was not intended. When battery left, the music died. Noise is kept at a minimum.
Object Relations 