Age: Expiration date optional
Body Type: Curvy
Someone who is mysterious and probably misunderstood. Substance use is acceptable as long as it’s for healing purposes only.
My Ideal Date:
Watching old VHS tapes of Tom Waits and comparing it to your band.
Three Things I Can’t Live Without:
1.)The joy of helping others
3.)The back shelf of your pantry
I’m at a point in my life where I know what works. I have faith in myself.
One thing I am exceptionally good at:
Decreasing a tense situation.
Complicated by Avril Lavigne
“Be My Headache.”
Damn! You sound like a real catch!
I’ll let the grand kids know that all the good ones aren’t yet taken.
I’ve heard that you favorite tv show is Jeopardy.
I felt compelled to read this again a few times — not because it’s unclear, but because it’s so damned intriguing. Excellent!
I’m just going to launch myself on the online dating sites soon so this blog post is very timely!
Oh my goodness. Your blog is one of my favoritest discoveries in a while.
Have a lovely weekend, new friend!
A very clever post! I am a Tom Waits fan, but I haven’t listened to him in a couple years. Thanks for reminding me of something I’ve been missing!
Damn, I’ve read a few posts of yours now. I think I have just found a writing blogger I aspire to be like!
What a nice thing to say!
OMG I simply love your little stories. They are amazing keep at it.