Dating Profile:
Favorite Quote: Bro’s before hoes
About Me: I lead a simple life. I’m practical, strong and not currently attached.
My motivation to get out of bed every morning: Making the world a better place for everyone.
Looking for: A complex woman. I want someone who can teach me about foreign film and psychology, but who also knows cars and isn’t afraid to sit at the bar past midnight on a Wednesday. Someone with a past is someone with a future.
Ideal date: I want to listen to Lana Del Rey and Fiona Apple in your fourth floor walk up.
Vices: I love too much.
Favorite song: “Broken Girl” Matthew West
Object Relations 
If I Was Single Profile:
Favorite Quote: Would you like to dance with the devil in the pale moonlight?
About Me: A good friend, brother, son, and man.
My motivation to get out of bed every morning: Those bills are not going to pay themselves.
Looking for: Someone that loves me for me.
Ideal date: Great food and playing with puppies.
Vices: Putting too much food in my mouth at the same time.
Favorite song: Dream by Bazzi
Loved the way you phrased the motivation
Too bad I’m not a woman because I’m a big foreign film and Fionna Apple fan. I don’t like to admit I like Fionna Apple, though, so keep it to yourself…
Great post
Lana del Ray… Every time I hear her, my brain is flooded with memories…. And I don’t care who knows
Where were you when I was experimenting on Tinder profiles?
Where were you when I was experimenting on Tinder profiles? Lol I love this.